WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
PROOF OF MY ABILITIES
REVIEWS
"YOU KNOW I THOUGHT ABOUT ENSLAVING AND KILLING ALL OF HUMANITY BUT TODD HELPED ME SEE BETTER" - SAM ALTMAN
"I WAS GONNA KILL ALL BLACK PEOPLE AND BE REALLY REALLY RACIST AND A BAD GUY BUT TODD HELPED ME SEE THE LIGHT" - JIM CROW
"HEY, I USED TO HATE JEWISH PEOPLE BUT OY VEY I LOVE EM NOW I MAY EVEN TOUCH ONE OF THEM WITHOUT MY PROTECTION GLOVES" - MEL GIBSON
"MY EMPLOYEES WERE TRYING TO UNIONIZE SO TODD HELPED ME KILL THEM ALL AND SHOOT THEIR BODIES INTO SPACE" - ELON MUSK
"I WAS GONNA KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS POOR AND UGLY BUT TODD HELPED ME NOT BE LOSER I EVEN TOUCH WOMEN NOW SOMETIMES" - MARK ZUCKERBERG
HELP MY RICH UNCLE BUY MORE YACHTS!
IF HE GETS ENOUGH MONEY WE MIGHT EVEN STOP DUMPING TOXIC WASTE IN PEOPLES DRINKING WATER WHO KNOWS. SEE THATS THE KIND OF CHARITY YOU CAN EXPECT WITH ME TODD WADDSWORTH.